sad times at urban outfitters

I was browsing Urban Outfitter's sale basement (and got 3 adorable shirts for $20!!!) and I also found these:

skinny plaid pants! they're on sale for $20! I just didn't have enough money at the time but i WANT THEM! is that terrible? am i going to be condemned for loving plaid skinny pants?

Although I do think (strongly) that skinny JEANS should only come in black, blue and perhaps gray. NOT THIS::

omg NO! This falls into the light-blue-Uggs category of "I would die if I wore these outside" speaking of Uggs, do the girls at my school not realize that tall pink Uggs or Uggs printed with the word "Ugg" in varying colors of brown/gold tucked into jeans does NOT LOOK GOOD?!?!?

*sigh*